I don’t know why when we refer to sewage we almost always say raw sewage. I don’t think it is necessary to add the word raw. I mean isn’t all sewage basically the same. I would suggest that all sewage is raw. I was corrected by my son…he says some sewage is treated…sorry treated or not isn’t it still sewage.
I don’t know why we say that when something is clean that it is squeaky clean. Does that mean that clean isn’t enough and that it makes something cleaner if it is squeaky clean. People say that the floor is so clean that you could eat off of it. I don’t know about you, but I don’t believe that any floor is clean enough for me to eat food off of it.
I don’t know why when someone says is that clear. Many people will say crystal clear. Again either something is clear or it isn’t. Is it clearer if it is crystal clear. I think not.
I don’t know why I think a pig without its two back legs using a contraption with wheels to move around named Chris P. Bacon is funny.
I don’t know why I always laugh at the beginning of Spaceballs when they show the space ship that never ends.
I don’t know why once I start laughing at some dumb joke in a Mel Brooks movie that I begin laughing at every dumb joke after that.
I don’t know why every time I go to Costco with a list the following happens…20 feet inside they have a display of something that I don’t necessarily need but is such a great deal that I put it in the basket. Once I do that I have little control over buying only what I went to Costco for in the first place.
I don’t know why we always include feces when describing how dirty something is. Kathy always played the feces card when talking about hand rails, or escalators or any other surface in a public place. Once she included feces I had a hard time touching any of those surfaces.
I don’t know why I think Dave Koz’s rendition of Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer is so great.
I don’t know why people feel it is necessary to tell you what time it is where they are when you are in different time zones. They will say what time it is and refer to it as “my time”.
I don’t know why when you are at a theme park and get on a train you wave to people that are left at the train station in the park. We are waving to complete strangers…it makes no sense.
I don’t know why when you are in a big crowd and everyone is either going to or coming from the event and someone in the back yells “hey stupid” and everyone turns around… and I think it is funny.
I don’t know why I like The Cutting Edge, The Princess Bride and Out of Africa…I just do.
I don’t know why I think Rocky and Bullwinkle is the funniest cartoon series ever.
I don’t know why I think George Carlin’s bit about Baseball vs. Football is one of the best comedy bits ever.
I don’t know why when I talk about small pieces of wood to start a fire as Chinese Firewood and call it Kin Ling. And I find that funny.
I don’t know why anyone leaving Christmas lights up after New Years irritates me.
I don’t know why I continue to watch Cheesy Christmas Movies year after year.
I don’t know why I get irritated every time someone asks me to take a survey…I just do.
I don’t know why the following joke always makes me laugh…”When I die I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather…not screaming like the passengers in his car.”
I don’t know why but I have had enough ads for new drugs, leaf filters, ED, weight loss, reverse mortgages, refinancing or Car Shield. Do you know that even with all the ads for Car Shield that it isn’t even available in California…go figure.
I don’t know why but I don’t think I can hear another incredibly sad story from a contestant on The Voice or America’s Got Talent. Just when you think they can’t get worse they come up with new tragic stories that make you want them to win.
You probably have some “I don’t know why” stuff. Let me know.
